Dear Editor
I’m old, older than Donald John Trump. I have some questions I’d like to know before I pass, pass out, pass gas, you know what I’m talkin’ about, man.
Who’s Donald Trump’s daddy, Elon. Do we really not have to vote anymore after this last election.
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You know what an outhouse is? A feller I know, a Republican member thinks if you voted for “HE’S BACK” your crazier than an outhouse rat
Ronald “Mutt” Godlove
Baker
P.S. All the nuts are not in the woods.
